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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:24 pm

Chuck Norris Facts

We have all heard Chuck Norris facts now this is an easy game try to top/make funnier the fact about Chuck Norris that was posted before...

Google did let you once search "Chuck Norris" there server crashed... when everything was rebooted they found a boot shaped hole in there furewall...
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:39 pm

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Chuck Norris doesn't recognize the Periodic Table of Elements because he only knows the Element of Surprise!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:54 pm

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:15 pm

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Mexican created Pinatas to stop Chuck Norris from kicking them...
Sadly this plan bakcfired Chuck Norris now looks for candy after kicking his victims...
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:26 pm

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups...he pushes the world down.
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:28 pm

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only chuck noris can beet me in past counting!
Did some one order the BOOM! with a side of BANG! and tea(bag) to drink?
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:31 pm

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SGSRTcameron wrote:only chuck noris can beet me in past counting!


Only Chuck Norris can understand what you're talking about. :geek:
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:39 pm

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In Soviet Russia, the crap beats Chuck Norris out of you.
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Post Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:15 pm

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an oxygen tank, he just holds his breath.
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Post Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:38 am

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Jesus can walk on water...Chuck Norris can walk through land.
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Post Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:56 am

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Only Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin on your desktop.
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Post Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:08 pm

Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until he gets the information that he wants.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for stealing the name of everything around you!

As a baby, his mother gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge

The Bible was originally names "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Post Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:10 pm

Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Every year, on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.

Chuck Norris got laid before his dad.

Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, microwave, or toaster because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

The credits at the end of Walker Texas Ranger are simply a list of the people Chuck Norris has killed filming the episode.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face. We call it's descendants "giraffes."

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. With his fist.
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Post Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:19 pm

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Under Chuck Norris's beard is another fist
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Post Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:53 am

Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
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